power outage

When the power goes out in your house and all hell breaks loose as you have to deal with life without any electricity.
OH GOD WERE IN A POWER OUTAGE!!!
by Dubiks January 07, 2019
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wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.
(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."
by Dubiks November 18, 2018
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child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave
I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave
by Dubiks January 12, 2019
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vaping

At least people are moving on from smoking cigarettes to vaping.
by Dubiks December 07, 2018
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Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆
Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls
by Dubiks December 23, 2018
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censorship

Something I hope never happens to this site.
To all the UD admins out there. I know that Youtube, Facebook and all these other sites have started censoring people's content in order to gain more money and that people have complained about offensive definitions on this site. But censoring what people post will only cripple this site in the long-term and will piss a lot of people off. Part of what makes this website to great is the creative freedom authors have while writing their definitions. People love to look at the clever definitions other people come up with and this site helps them express what different words mean to them, and sometimes it will include profanity and sex. Yeah, there are people who post racist and homophobic definitions. But there's going to be inappropriate shit on the internet no matter what and censoring people's content is not going to change that. You shouldn't get rid of what makes this site so great just because of a few bad definitions. So lets keep this website censorship free and keep the community alive shall we.
by Dubiks February 03, 2019
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Peanut Butter Trick

When a man spreads peanut butter all over his dick in order to attract females
I use the Peanut Butter Trick to help me get laid, bitches luv it
by Dubiks December 18, 2018
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