Definitions by Dubiks

couch 

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

couch by Dubiks December 31, 2018

murder 

What most psychopaths do when they're bored

*example of murder*
psychopath: I'm bored
Me: Fuck

murder by Dubiks December 30, 2018

sacrifice 

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

sacrifice by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Motherfucking Russia 

An even more badass way of referring to the country of Russia.

I live in motherfucking Russia motherfucker

Motherfucking Russia by Dubiks December 30, 2018

disown 

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

disown by Dubiks December 30, 2018

charger 

A life support for excessive iphone users

I need my charger in order to survive

charger by Dubiks December 30, 2018

mosquitoes 

The only species on the entire planet that doesn't benefit any species whatsoever

mosquitoes deserve to go extinct

mosquitoes by Dubiks December 30, 2018