hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Stands for Motivation Madness May; a trend where people go to the gym for the entire month of may and get jacked
by Dubiks May 03, 2019

Another torture device schools have that deafens the ears of already suffering children as if they're not already suffering enough.
by Dubiks March 20, 2019

Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture
by Dubiks February 26, 2019

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
by Dubiks April 20, 2019
