Dubiks's definitions

Halloween

Best night of the year for both kids and pedophiles.

mom: "Bye kids, Happy Halloween, remember to watch out for pedophiles."
kids: "We will mom."

by Dubiks October 31, 2018

holidays

Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.

Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Super dick

Can have 2 meanings:
1. A giant sexy cock that cums shitloads
2. A huge jerk who is a giant bully to everyone around him

Girl: Help! I’m horny and I need help!!!
Super dick: I’ll save u

by Dubiks May 28, 2019

porn

A thing that is more addictive than any other drug could ever be.

There are over 40 million people in the US alone who watch porn monthly.

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

obsessed

What you are called when people are jealous of how skilled you are at something

person: Dude, you're obsessed with that game
Me: You're just fucking jealous of how good I am

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

cocaine

seventeen carbon atoms, twenty one hydrogen atoms, one nitrogen atom, and four oxygen atoms mixed together.

C17H21NO4 is the chemical formula for cocaine.

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Shaggism

A religion on the internet that’s dedicated towards worshiping our lord and savior Shaggy

Shaggy only used 1% of his power to overpower Christianity with his new religion Shaggism

by Dubiks February 18, 2019