Dubiks's definitions

Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.

friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."

by Dubiks November 9, 2018

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

ads

A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Halloween

Best night of the year for both kids and pedophiles.

mom: "Bye kids, Happy Halloween, remember to watch out for pedophiles."
kids: "We will mom."

by Dubiks October 31, 2018

deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

cocaine

seventeen carbon atoms, twenty one hydrogen atoms, one nitrogen atom, and four oxygen atoms mixed together.

C17H21NO4 is the chemical formula for cocaine.

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Snap battle

When you and another person (or more people) try to video each other for as long as you can and who ever gives up last wins

Me and my friend did a snap battle last nite

by Dubiks May 26, 2019