birthday suit

The suit you were wearing on your birthday

You were wearing your birthday suit on the date of your birth

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

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busted

Unable to cum or ejaculate due to excessive fapping. Can be troublesome during sexual situations

girl: Hey you wanna come over and play 😘
guy: Aw damnit, sorry I’m busted

by Dubiks February 02, 2019

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🍁

What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesn’t have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but it’s just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.

Friend: Ayyyy what’s up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji

by Dubiks May 10, 2019

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420

The day when many stoners (unintentionally) celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday by getting blazed

stoner: 420 boyyyyyyyy
Me: Oh, did I mention it's Adolf Hitler's b day today
stoner: Meh, whatever (smokes joint)

by Dubiks April 14, 2019

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420

Like Christmas for stoners

Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

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