๐Ÿ“ฑ

1. A thing that controls the majority of the human population
2. What many people use as a way to avoid awkward conversations
3. What people go ape shit without
4. A life source for most humans
5. What causes narcissists to post shit loads of photos hoping to get as much attention as possible
6. The reason why no one plays outside anymore
Kid 1: what do u wanna do
Kid 2: letโ€™s watch Jake paul on my ๐Ÿ“ฑ
Kid1: fuck yeah
by Dubiks May 27, 2019
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A dangerous street drug

You see what I did there. I reversed the definition

(A dangerous street drug)
by Dubiks December 23, 2018
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holidays

Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.
Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.
Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.
by Dubiks January 16, 2019
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2020

The year Donald Trump will finally lose his presidency
The racism and bigotry will finally end in 2020
by Dubiks February 04, 2019
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Girl: OH GOD IM GONNA CUM!
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ UHHHHH!!!
by Dubiks May 24, 2019
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school

A place that teaches people how to be an asset to a company instead of teaching them how to achieve their full potential.
school teaches people how to work for a boss instead of how to be a boss.
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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