not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
by Dubiks April 25, 2019
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nympho

1. A person, typically female, who is addicted to sex
2. What most of the UD authors of “horny”, “sex story”, and “nympho” are
3. The best type of girlfriend to have
4. A person who isn’t a slut but very sexually talented

5. The type of people who spouses have the lowest rate of affairs across the world
6. A person who does not give a fuck about either religious or (some) lawful restrictions surrounding sexual intercourse
7. A person who often sexually obsessed over one crush instead of a bunch of people
Person: My gf is a nympho
Me: Lucky!
by Dubiks May 21, 2019
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emotional definition

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
by Dubiks January 08, 2019
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Barack Obama

A kickass president who deserved a third term.
I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(
by Dubiks November 26, 2018
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outcasting

A passive aggressive parenting method most religious parents use when they're too close minded to accept their children for who they are.
Jimmy's parent were outcasting him because he didn't believe in Christianity.
by Dubiks January 13, 2019
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blyat

(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
by Dubiks May 07, 2019
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you

The fastest sperm in your dad's balls.
out millions of other sperm, you were the fastest.
by Dubiks October 14, 2018
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