459 definitions by Dubiks

bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

no

A word confident people say

Confident people don’t have trouble saying no to people

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

LMFG

Laughing My Fucking Gut; When you laugh so hard you shit yourself

person#1: What new spell did Harry Potter learn when he got rid of his sex addiction?

person#2: What?
person #1: The dry spell!
person#2: LMFG. Aw damnit, now I need a new pair of underwear.

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

Hipster

A person who makes and smokes 🍁

Hipster: ayyyyyy 🔥🚬🍁😯

by Dubiks May 27, 2019

Frosty the Blowman

A living man who is made of pure cocaine

(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)

by Dubiks February 6, 2019

Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

by Dubiks December 13, 2018

car

A man made rectangular box that farts out carbon dioxide in order to move

A car digests oil so then it could be digested into carbon dioxide in which it will then come out the gas pipe

by Dubiks January 17, 2019