Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.
In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.
That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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Duke Nukem

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.
by Duke February 10, 2005
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skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead
Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used
by duke March 25, 2005
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skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
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Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.
by Duke May 13, 2005
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Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway
Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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