Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
by Drewbud315 September 11, 2007
by Drewbud315 July 05, 2007
Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.
by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007
An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.
"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."
by Drewbud315 September 11, 2007
What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Extremely smooth.
by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
meaning "thenite" or "tonight."
originating in Scotland, "thanoyte" can be added to the end of many sentences or words to emphasize the importance of the matter, or to emphasize excitement.
originating in Scotland, "thanoyte" can be added to the end of many sentences or words to emphasize the importance of the matter, or to emphasize excitement.
by Drewbud315 May 15, 2007
or "Gam Gams," alternate name for a blowjob, or a rushed, spur - of - the - moment sexual act.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.
by Drewbud315 May 04, 2007