Drewbud315's definitions
by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007
Get the jack whitemug. The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !
"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"
by Drewbud315 August 3, 2007
Get the king ribmug. A game that Americans play in the kitchen: You squat down in your sink with your balls dangling down into the waste disposal. With various targets set up on the wall around the "on" switch, you then have to choose which friend you want to eliminate a target with a BB gun or dart. You can't choose the same friend twice until everyone's had a shot, and you can only leave the sink when ALL targets are hit, or when you give yourself a Nut Cutlet.
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
Get the nut cutletmug. Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
Get the iphonemug. An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.
"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."
by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007
Get the clumpfmug. or "Gam Gams," alternate name for a blowjob, or a rushed, spur - of - the - moment sexual act.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.
Also an old, sagging German Prostitute.
by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007
Get the Gam Gammug. by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007
Get the Blawmug.