jockey's breakfast 

A ride in the morning

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

jockey's breakfast by top of the left October 18, 2007

Jockey's Wink 

When you've been riding your horse too often without wearing knickers and your fanny has started to resemble an angry blood orange

'Doctor I've got a really sore fanny from riding my horse'

Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'

Jockey's Wink by Gazzy90 March 10, 2022

Horse Jockey's Boot 

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

Horse Jockey's Boot by Toosh March 21, 2008

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks 

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club 

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024

jap's eye jockey 

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye

That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.

jap's eye jockey by Recci91 September 13, 2011

Jockey Shit 

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

Jockey Shit by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011