Drew's definitions

Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.

Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.

by Drew June 28, 2004

jorwood

insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am

"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"

by drew February 7, 2004

ghey

a puritanical way of saying gay.

"dude, do u think that guys ghey?"
"Hells yea, I would love to get him in my sack. Hey, I bet your dad would join in on that 3 way."

by drew March 18, 2005

neggs

another name for a african america rather than nigger

hey whats up neggs, were totally going to have a kick weekend.

by Drew February 25, 2005

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 13, 2004

community cum dumpster

A slut who everyone in the community has cummed in. abb. as CCD.

That community cum dumpster is so dirty I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Drew October 3, 2003

clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004