Narcissist

Anyone who submits their own name to urban dictionary. You know who you are.

John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!

by Dr_dude June 04, 2020

the blue badge of faggotry

A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their retarded, uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.

When you see someone acting retarded on twitter, look for the blue badge of faggotry.

by Dr_dude April 20, 2019

orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.

James was raised in an orphanage.

by Dr_dude March 28, 2014

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 12, 2014