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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationship mug.Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationship mug.When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!
by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018
Get the Turnberry Shuffle mug.The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
Get the fart injection threshold mug.When a man sticks his dick into a pussy balls deep then removes it completely just to stick it back in again balls deep. If weilder of such penis has bad aim on re-entry, they'll poke the butthole and anger the vagina's owner.
Brenda doesn't like Bob because he refuses to give her the Full Stroke but expects her to cook his favorite toast recipe. What a dick Bob is!
by Dr.FartScientist December 1, 2018
Get the Full Stroke mug.(Verb)( to biden) The act of inserting the head of a cotton swap of any brand into the sphincter (butt hole) of another for the purpose of smelling their butt when ever they feel like whipping it out and giving it a whiff.
Gary: Hey Mike, let me biden you.
Mike: Ok Gary, but only if I get to biden you also.
Gary: I AIN'T GAY!!!
Mike: Ok Gary, but only if I get to biden you also.
Gary: I AIN'T GAY!!!
by Dr.FartScientist November 5, 2020
Get the Biden mug.Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
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