upthumbs

A much cooler way to say "thumbs up"

You can chug a gallon of milk? Upthumbs!

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 20, 2011

independent

One who does not commit him/herself all the way to one side of the political fence. One who actually reasons things out for themselves instead of hopping on the bandwagon and listening to what everybody else says.

Guy 1: Are you a republican or a democrat?
Guy 2: Neither, I'm an independent.
Guy 1: So you're just too indecisive to take a side.
Guy 2: No, I just have my own opinions on politics. I don't vote for a person just because of their political party; I actually learn about the candidates and vote for who I think would best benefit the country as a whole.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 22, 2011

A1

1. An easy way to name a company

2. The first word in the Urban Dictionary

1. A1 Roofing, A1 Grocery, A1 Adhesive

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 28, 2011

PikaJew

A Jewish Pokémon. His signature move is to steal your money.

PikaJew! I choose jew!!

by Dr. Seuss, PhD December 11, 2011

Iowa

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 09, 2011

Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Happiness

A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness:

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 11, 2011