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That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret
Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

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A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general
by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 10, 2011

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That shit spewing out of your television
What kind of obnoxious television is this?
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

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A Jewish Pokémon. His signature move is to steal your money.
PikaJew! I choose jew!!
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 13, 2011

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One who does not commit him/herself all the way to one side of the political fence. One who actually reasons things out for themselves instead of hopping on the bandwagon and listening to what everybody else says.
Guy 1: Are you a republican or a democrat?
Guy 2: Neither, I'm an independent.
Guy 1: So you're just too indecisive to take a side.
Guy 2: No, I just have my own opinions on politics. I don't vote for a person just because of their political party; I actually learn about the candidates and vote for who I think would best benefit the country as a whole.
Guy 1: Oh.
by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 21, 2011

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A much cooler way to say "thumbs up"
You can chug a gallon of milk? Upthumbs!
by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 19, 2011

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To make angry; to aggravate
You better not do that, it might agrify him.
That insult sure agrified me.
by Dr. Seuss, PhD April 13, 2011

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