Definitions by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass

Wogstretched 

The result of banging a sambo coon. A destroyed and contaminated vagina, and more worryingly, possibly a niglet and inevitable single motherhood and reliance on welfare.

Teresa: I got wogstretched last night. I can't walk and my purse was stolen!
Becky: oh no. If you are pregnant it will be a life of welfare now. You are contaminated.

Wogstretched by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 4, 2021

HIV Niggative 

This term is actually contradictory. It confirms that the person does indeed have HIV, contracted by blood transfusion or sexual contact with a sambo/coon. This disease leads to BLAIDS, which is black AIDS. It not only kills you, but steals your money and property as it does so.

Becky: I just got tested and I'm HIV Niggative.

Stacy: OMG, you must have caught it when you was wog stretched by Ten inch Tyrone.

HIV Niggative by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 4, 2021

Batcaving 

This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.

I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.

Batcaving by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 3, 2021

Post Coital Niggalation 

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

Cooneral 

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

Cooneral by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021