A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 07, 2021
Get the Female bowling ballmug. A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 05, 2021
Get the Twelve inches a spademug. The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 02, 2021
Get the Post Coital Niggalationmug. This term is actually contradictory. It confirms that the person does indeed have HIV, contracted by blood transfusion or sexual contact with a sambo/coon. This disease leads to BLAIDS, which is black AIDS. It not only kills you, but steals your money and property as it does so.
Becky: I just got tested and I'm HIV Niggative.
Stacy: OMG, you must have caught it when you was wog stretched by Ten inch Tyrone.
Stacy: OMG, you must have caught it when you was wog stretched by Ten inch Tyrone.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 04, 2021
Get the HIV Niggativemug. This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.
I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 03, 2021
Get the Batcavingmug.