by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023
Get the Shartmug. A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌
by Dr. Johnny September 07, 2023
Get the Edgar the Greatmug. This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)
Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024
Get the Splunkerflunkermug. He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!
by Dr. Johnny September 06, 2023
Get the Austinmug. A hot Mexican man with sexy facial hair. He pulls all the girls.(and men) He wears the best clothes, and them super sexy Nike AF1’s.
by Dr. Johnny December 16, 2022
Get the Edwinmug. When you accidentally kinda exploded all over the place and it's so everywhere that you can't clean it up.
by Dr. Johnny May 03, 2024
Get the Eruptionmug. by Dr. Johnny January 11, 2023
Get the Coochalooloomug.