Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr. Johnny

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

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Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

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Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

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Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023

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Eruption

When she bein a lil too freaky and you accidentally erupt all over the place. Also a kickass solo by Van Helen 😎

“Omg its eruption time 😩”
“Oh no, it’s everywhere!”
“How the hell did it get on the ceiling?!”
“☠️”

by Dr. Johnny August 15, 2024

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Edgar the Great

A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌

Ur mom looks like Edgar the Great

by Dr. Johnny September 7, 2023

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