Dr. Johnny 's definitions

Coochalooloo

Think about it. Read it. C’mon, it’s not that hard, 2 + 2 = 4.

Thats a crazy lookin’ coochalooloo!

by Dr. Johnny January 11, 2023

Eruption

When she bein a lil too freaky and you accidentally erupt all over the place. Also a kickass solo by Van Helen 😎

“Omg its eruption time 😩”
“Oh no, it’s everywhere!”
“How the hell did it get on the ceiling?!”
“☠️”

by Dr. Johnny August 15, 2024

Edgar the Great

A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌

Ur mom looks like Edgar the Great

by Dr. Johnny September 7, 2023

Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

Edwin

A hot Mexican man with sexy facial hair. He pulls all the girls.(and men) He wears the best clothes, and them super sexy Nike AF1’s.

Boy: You know Edwin?
Boy2: Yeah, he’s mine!

by Dr. Johnny December 16, 2022

Eruption

That one thing where you absolutely explode all over everywhere, and everybody’s drenched in bust. Houses can also be absolutely obliterated within the aftermath of a bust explosion. Some eruptions are less deadly than others, but they mostly always end in mass destruction.

Oh no, he’s bouta erupttttt!!
It’s the great eruption, run for your lives!!
My house…my beautiful house! 😭
Ew, I got some in my mouth! 🤮🤮🤮

by Dr. Johnny May 2, 2024