Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020

Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 06, 2018

Des’oeuvre

A dessert served before a meal, as an hors d'oeuvre. Pronounced “deserve,” as in “I deserve a dessert before dinner.”

I hope they’re serving warm brownies as Des’oeuvres before dinner!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 08, 2019

Obglitterate

To obsessively cover every possible item with glitter or sparkles (obglitterator: one who obsessively covers every item with glitter or sparkles)

Wow, she obglitterated her bedroom—it’s blinding in there!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020

Funtinuation

(FUN + ConTINUATION) literally, to continue the fun.

After the concert, meet us on the roof for funtinuation! sarcastic: “ After our boring meeting, I have to meet with the boss for funtinuation. Yawn.”

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020