Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus
Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020
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underplumbed

(Adjective) describes a building or venue with inadequate plumbing or restroom facilities

(Verb: underplumb) To design or construct a building with inadequate restroom facilities or plumbing
(adjective) I’ve been waiting in line 30 minutes to use the toilet—this place is seriously underplumbed. (Verb) I have four teenagers, so don’t underplumb our new house with only one bathroom upstairs.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles August 27, 2019
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Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose
Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 06, 2018
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Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis
Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020
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Des’oeuvre

A dessert served before a meal, as an hors d'oeuvre. Pronounced “deserve,” as in “I deserve a dessert before dinner.”
I hope they’re serving warm brownies as Des’oeuvres before dinner!
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020
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Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone
Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 08, 2019
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Obglitterate

To obsessively cover every possible item with glitter or sparkles (obglitterator: one who obsessively covers every item with glitter or sparkles)
Wow, she obglitterated her bedroom—it’s blinding in there!
by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 09, 2020
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