Dr. Foo's definitions

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010

plunger proof

Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome

The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.

by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009