Dr. Foo's definitions

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

dryarrhea

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

glammie

A very attractive girl/woman, glamorous no matter what she wears or what she does.

What a glammie--angled bob and heels, sweats and a tee shirt, hair net and name tag--she is always hot.

by Dr. Foo March 8, 2009

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

BFHO

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.

Dude 1: I got the job at McDonalds!

Dude 2: BFHO

Dude 1: You're right, BFHO

by Dr. Foo November 2, 2008