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Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
Get the hexting mug.The sickening gurgling in your gut telling you that diarrhea is imminent and unavoidable. Happens at the worst place at the worst time.
Just when the bus breaks down in the tunnel, is when I get the worst case of the bubbly. My face is turning different shades of red trying to hold it in.
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
Get the the bubbly mug.Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.
The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.
by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007
Get the hot ox mug.When a director of high acclaim returns to filmmaking after a long period of absence or streak of success; and releases a disappointment. A lot of it is due to ego, or plain just getting rusty from not directing for a long time. Most notably; George Lucasreturned to the director's chair 21 years after the original Star Wars, to direct The Phantom Menace. "Phantom" was so overloaded with unnecessary CGI, and weak acting, and last but not least Jar Jar Binks. The Wachowski Brothers are another example. With such high expectations after the astounding The Matrix, they started showing breaks in their armor with The Matrix Reloaded, while mostly watchable, which then led to the letdown of all letdowns, The Matrix Revolutions.
"It's been 10 years since James Cameron had a real movie in theaters, I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't get Lucasitis when directing Avatar."
by Dr. Claw June 19, 2008
Get the Lucasitis mug.The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.
"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"
Typical Fake-tard comment:
"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "
Typical Fake-tard comment:
"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "
by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010
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At Mike's party; I reached over for my beer cup. Since I was drunk, I didn't realize I was about to take a swig from the Mud Cup. Thank God someone stopped me before I chugged the whole damn thing.
by Dr. Claw March 13, 2010
Get the Mud Cup mug.(Def. 1): A popular method of intimidation in ancient history; where the winning army cuts off the heads of defeated soldiers, impaling them on a pike or stick to demoralize and frighten the conquered people. It was also used after an execution to make a public example of the consequences of breaking the law.
(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.
(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.
After the BP Oil Spill; many Americans would like to see Tony Hayward's head on a stick, myself included.
by Dr. Claw August 18, 2010
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