Obsgobber

A person who eats very loudly.

Derived from Obstreperous meaning loud and difficult to control and Gob referring to the mouth.

Michael is such a lovely guy, but did you know he is an Obsgobber.
Can you believe Sally is Obsgobbing again.
I went out to lunch with Peter the other day and I was surprised to learn he is an Obsgobber.

by Dr Rox June 25, 2014

captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

by Dr Rox March 14, 2016

barshole

The guy that walks into a bar and appears to be a top bloke. It is only after several drinks he turns into a barshole.

A cute guy came into the bar last night and I was having a great chat with him but after about six bundies he turned into a complete barshole.

Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.

by Dr Rox August 10, 2014

cuppagasm

A cup of tea or coffee that is sooooo good it gives you a cuppagasm

Thanks honey, that coffee you just made me was so good it gave me a cuppagasm

by Dr Rox March 05, 2015

shknitting

The shitty knitting that your Nan or Great Aunt creates and proudly presents you as a Chrissy or birthday gift. She continues to stand there so you MUST put it on.

Oh mate, you should have seen the shknitting I got from Nan this year - A bloody Reindeer with a pompom nose.

Aunty Joan outdid herself with her shknitting this year - I had to wear this hideous purple scarf she made me for my birthday out for our family tea.

by Dr Rox December 02, 2015