Definitions by Dr Rox

captain choda 

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

captain choda by Dr Rox July 26, 2016

shknitting 

The shitty knitting that your Nan or Great Aunt creates and proudly presents you as a Chrissy or birthday gift. She continues to stand there so you MUST put it on.

Oh mate, you should have seen the shknitting I got from Nan this year - A bloody Reindeer with a pompom nose.

Aunty Joan outdid herself with her shknitting this year - I had to wear this hideous purple scarf she made me for my birthday out for our family tea.

shknitting by Dr Rox March 7, 2016

cuppagasm

A cup of tea or coffee that is sooooo good it gives you a cuppagasm

Thanks honey, that coffee you just made me was so good it gave me a cuppagasm

cuppagasm by Dr Rox March 5, 2015

barshole 

The guy that walks into a bar and appears to be a top bloke. It is only after several drinks he turns into a barshole.

A cute guy came into the bar last night and I was having a great chat with him but after about six bundies he turned into a complete barshole.

Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.

barshole by Dr Rox August 10, 2014

Obsgobber 

A person who eats very loudly.

Derived from Obstreperous meaning loud and difficult to control and Gob referring to the mouth.

Michael is such a lovely guy, but did you know he is an Obsgobber.
Can you believe Sally is Obsgobbing again.
I went out to lunch with Peter the other day and I was surprised to learn he is an Obsgobber.

Obsgobber by Dr Rox June 24, 2014