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Definitions by Dr Pinch

fawlty towers

Hotel or rented accomodation which has a catalogue of disasters associated with it, especially if it includes obnoxious staff, etc.

Named after the classic 1970s comedy series starring John Cleese.
The new student accomodation opened for Leeds University students in 1993 was so bad, the students quickly dubbed it "Fawlty Towers".
fawlty towers by Dr Pinch December 26, 2004

Murphy's Law of Cheques 

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Murphy's Law of Cheques by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

Assonance Insults 

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.
Assonance Insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

alliteration insults 

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.
alliteration insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

Kabbalah 

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.
Kabbalah by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004

samebrush 

A person who hangs around with people of sub-normal intelligence.
Yo! There goes a tard with the samebrush!
samebrush by Dr Pinch September 16, 2004
Contrary to what is claimed by many Windows-haters, not all versions of Linux are particularly good. The price you pay a stable OS is the amount of fuss and bother you undergo in trying to find a decent version of it!
I installed the free version of Linux that came with the book "Linux for Dummies". It didn't work. I am still trying to work out if there is any irony in the preceding two sentences.
Linux by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004