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Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.
Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.
by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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igottaguy

/I/ /ˈɡädə/ /gI/ n.
When you are looking for someone to do a specific job and a friend offers another friend, cousin, relative of theirs because they have a side deal and not because that person has any merit.
You need your house built? Igottaguy for you, he is the best at everything, can do your water and your electrical. Best price ever!
by Dr Neurohacker October 5, 2021
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Troglokoi

trog· lo· koi | \ ˈträ-glə-ˌ \ kȯi
Troglokoi (n.)

a brotherhood characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes.

lit: a group who creeps into holes.
The Troglokoi reject science and prefer SCIENCE.
by Dr Neurohacker August 28, 2021
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Mc'Man

/ (məkˈmɑ ən) /

A substitute for a real man. A pseudoman, or someone that pretends to be a stand-up character but is really an insecure narcissist. This person is typical an entitled, angry, middle-aged, balding white male with an intense pornography addiction. Normally, not an evangelical, or republican, they pretend to be woke; but hiding their deep anger.

The pornography addiction centers around subjugation and masochism. These individuals are most likely to be Insels or trying to find foreign brides.
Jay seems to be the Macdaddy in Estonia. The quintessential Mc'Man.
by Dr Neurohacker April 28, 2021
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giuliani

//Joo-lee-ah-ni/
Verb
To destroy one's reputation for the guy who got you there.
My brah cheated on my best friend and asked me to giuliani for him. She hates me now
by Dr Neurohacker November 17, 2020
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LI

Referring to Levity Intended. The abbreviation you use when posting in social media so as not to offend anyone and signify you are trying to add light and humor to a situation.
At the end of some of my posts, I feel the need to add "Levity Intended" which I will abbreviate as LI. This way," The Enforcers of the Serious," can also be clued into our humor.
by Dr Neurohacker January 27, 2020
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