Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.
Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.
by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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Beachnik

Cool turn of the Millennia culture which is a cross between beachbum and beatnik. Group of individuals who shun babylon, smoke ganga, and chill with the waves and the sand. They tend to reside in tropical areas, look upon people with "real world," jobs as insane. The group is generally educated, and cares about issues effecting this and future generations.
The beachniks chilled with there bongos, and passed the sticky sweet pakalolo blunt around a sick beach bonfire talking about a great day playing in the ocean.
by Dr Neurohacker August 15, 2012
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canabodollar

The term used to described the international exchange rate of cannabis, in which it might be exchanged for food, goods and services.
We will have peace when the word operates on the canabodollar, not the petrodollar.
by Dr Neurohacker September 01, 2013
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Mc'Man

/ (məkˈmɑ ən) /

A substitute for a real man. A pseudoman, or someone that pretends to be a stand-up character but is really an insecure narcissist. This person is typical an entitled, angry, middle-aged, balding white male with an intense pornography addiction. Normally, not an evangelical, or republican, they pretend to be woke; but hiding their deep anger.

The pornography addiction centers around subjugation and masochism. These individuals are most likely to be Insels or trying to find foreign brides.
Jay seems to be the Macdaddy in Estonia. The quintessential Mc'Man.
by Dr Neurohacker April 28, 2021
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Neuropractor

A person who practices Neuropractic, a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractors assist people to achieve cerebral self-regulation and believe inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.
I went to the Neuropractor and did Neurofeedback and got off my psych meds.
by Dr Neurohacker February 23, 2014
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Troglokoi

trog· lo· koi | \ ˈträ-glə-ˌ \ kȯi
Troglokoi (n.)

a brotherhood characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes.

lit: a group who creeps into holes.
The Troglokoi reject science and prefer SCIENCE.
by Dr Neurohacker August 28, 2021
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