blame artist

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.
She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.
I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2020
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hogtie this fucker!

The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.
This lying pig faced fuck deserves to hear, “hogtie this fucker!” wherever he goes.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
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doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
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kennelhead

A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.
You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 03, 2018
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