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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

no phone zone 

A description of an area in your home in which you generally prohibit the use of cellphones.
Our family’s dining room table has been designated as a ‘no phone zone’ and this allows us to actually look into one another’s eyes and have conversations during meals.
no phone zone by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.
Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!
distortohead by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

dog feelings

Those feelings so often exemplified by dogs,
such as intense excitement, eagerness, undying loyalty, and sudden apparent shame.
He had always been a man who appeared to experience a spectrum of dog feelings which were so clearly written all over his face.
dog feelings by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

the muskman 

An increasingly popular nickname for the wunderkind biz-tycoon, Elon Musk, kept in lower case letters to counteract his enormous narcissism and coined primarily because his business sense just so frequently stinks.
Well the muskman has done it again, he’s taken Twitter into the the toilet by firing three quarters of its employees and now flushing its familiar catchy name and appealing logo to be replaced by an impossibly lifeless “X.”
the muskman by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

bushnose 

Slang coined for a normal condition which most typically affects older males who appear to have bushes growing from their noses, a plush volume of hair that actually filters the air more efficiently as we age.
He truly had a thicket emanating from his nasal cavities and so we often affectionately referred to our grandpa as “bushnose!”
bushnose by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

Old Twitterfingers 

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

Whiteville, USA 

Slang term to describe one of those ‘picture-perfect’ American towns where there seems to be only white folk living and working there, meant to somewhat slyly depict the town and its people as insular and racist.
Yessiree, I do believe we have found ourselves smack in the middle of Whiteville, USA.