Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

War on Woke

The catchy term now being used to defend the small-minded and reprehensibly ignorant changes made by Florida’s Fascist Crusading Governor, to target and then remove anything remotely sexual, racial, or historically truthful from all educational resources by banning it and moving to make imparting anything banned a criminal offense.

“I am the chosen one to wage this most culturally critical War on Woke, I will save this sinful country by laughing in the face of common sense and fully destroying education as we know it!” puffed Governor DeFlatus.

War on Woke by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2023

bunazolam 

Slang for the calming feeling one gets when holding fluffy and affectionate bunnies, thereby likening it to a hit of an anxiety-reducing benzodiazepine.

Here, just help yourself to a little bunazolam, you will most certainly become addicted as I have!

bunazolam by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2023

bunzone 

Slang for an area designated for rabbits, usually a place for them to live and play comfortably, with lots of stimulation.

I always love spending time in the bunzone!

bunzone by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2023

No schmooze, you lose! 

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

No schmooze, you lose! by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

magamegaphone 

Slang for the remaining sad-sack Trumpites who loudly spew exaggeratedly ignorant rhetoric supporting white supremacy, Putin and his soulless cronies, anything anti-immigrant, anyone against providing disability benefits, and anyone demonstrating a contrarian stance to the true patriots who see through the straight-up fascism of the Crime Candidate.

We must continue to endure the magamegaphone which will surely blast its rank bullshit into the public realm for a very long time to come.

magamegaphone by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

electronic relatives 

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

electronic relatives by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023