Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Sean Penn to the rescue!

A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.

Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

megahookjob

That unexpected feat, with help from the wealthiest Russians, of packaging the likes of Donald Trump as a savior to the disenfranchised blue collar masses.

That well orchestrated megahookjob effectively caught my whole family, one by one, like blind fish in a barrel.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.

These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019