glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2017

funkyskunk

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.

I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

shake my cakes

Slang term for getting some good sex.

Honey child, why not drop whatchur doin’ and come over here and shake my cakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019

FuckU Health Insurance

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.

Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 07, 2019

no fart zone

An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.

A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 06, 2020