Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
The Party President may not know much about US History or the spread of infectious diseases, but he really does know how to git down!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2020
We’d be talking and suddenly her eyes would glaze over; I could tell that this word addict was creating her next submission.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
A lightweight sounding but serious mental illness that consumes some people to the point of living for that single day of the year when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hidden place; what’s worse is the full picture of obsessive preparation often leading to ruinous financial consequences and severe social isolation that sometimes accompanies this devastating disorder.
Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
My cousin is a Supertrumper who reveres anything the 45th POTUS says or does; if Trump farted, he would say it was an astounding act of genius.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019
Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021