Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
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pug ballet

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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Magic Fingers

Once a popular vibrating bed system often found in motel rooms during the fifties and sixties, running on quarters which you fed into the metal box near the head of the bed, ostensibly for relaxation but more commonly understood by adults to be for enhancement of a woman’s sexual experience.
As a kid traveling from the mid west to California with my parents, I would always need at least ten quarters worth of Magic Fingers to settle myself down after the long and boring couple of hundred miles on the interstate each day.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
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Costconaut

Slang term for someone who bravely ventures deep into the inner spaces of the Costco Universe in the middle of the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Dad is our designated Costconaut and we appreciate his willingness to go!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 07, 2020
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carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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Moose Boys

Men who like to bond by going out drinking, usually to excess, at the local Moose Lodge wherever they may be.
My cousins are the quintessential Moose Boys.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 09, 2022
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Be the Best

First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes
Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 09, 2019
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