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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Prisonland 

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.
My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”
Prisonland by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022

carne asana 

A manner of sitting or a position taken to most mindfully consume meat.
He carefully leaned far forward in his best carne asana to protect his pristine white pants from the potential looming disaster of the messy BBQ sauce.
carne asana by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2022
The glorified mass hatred, masquerading as patriotism, that runs like a diseased thread through American culture and which binds together all of the twisted, racist cowards who hide behind their firearms.
His microscopic and ignorant mind naturally gravitated to gunlove.
gunlove by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2022

Moose Boys

Men who like to bond by going out drinking, usually to excess, at the local Moose Lodge wherever they may be.
My cousins are the quintessential Moose Boys.
Moose Boys by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2022

Spidertown, USA 

A manner of describing a place where there is a seriously dense population of spiders and their webs that seem to be everywhere you go.
When I opened up my patio umbrella, a dense army of marauding spiders quickly exited en masse, reminding me that I live in Spidertown, USA!

Dogtown, USA

A nickname for Carmel, California due to how dogs are enthusiastically welcomed into every business, including restaurants, with regularly filled water bowls at almost every entrance.
Let’s take our little Duchess of York out to Dogtown, USA so she can meet up with some of her four-legged buds.

heistmeister 

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.
He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!
heistmeister by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021