AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023

bunthink

A state of mind that is meditative, like that of rabbits.

Watching the rabbit for about ten minutes, I began to experience a state of bunthink washing over me and I felt quiet.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Crammitol

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.

Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.

We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

retrograde prick

An insulting and harsher sounding name to sling at a degenerate bastard.

Sir, you are a most retrograde prick.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

ultra yapper

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.

The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 09, 2019

Silence of the Dogs

A somewhat deranged, black-humor tinged solution to successfully silence yappy neighborhood dogs who bark at every sound.

Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 08, 2019