fuckopathologist

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.
He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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bathroom monitor

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
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Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.
On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 09, 2019
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kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
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prison geisha

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 09, 2018
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ginormous fartcloud

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.
It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
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grungy funkin’ it

Something you do when you go out into the world, usually with tight friends, not giving a rat’s ass how you are perceived visually or olfactorily because you are just that incredibly cool.
An intentional bastardization of the actual Macklemore and Lewis term sounding much like “grungy funkin’ it” in their hella tight anthem to thrift shopping called “Thrift Shop.”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 05, 2020
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