Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

lilyfarts

Flatulence miraculously resembling a field of lilies.

This dog passed only the rarest of lilyfarts, a surprising sphincter perfume.

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That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

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A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.

You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.

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A delusion wherein the sufferer believes they have a direct and special line to God.

No shit, his divineline is always hooked-up.

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A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.

Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.

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A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

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A hybrid gourmet burger considered far superior to the plain old hamburger.

Lets have a barbecue and serve the mighty hempburger instead!

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