Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

the muskman

An increasingly popular nickname for the wunderkind biz-tycoon, Elon Musk, kept in lower case letters to counteract his enormous narcissism and coined primarily because his business sense just so frequently stinks.

Well the muskman has done it again, he’s taken Twitter into the the toilet by firing three quarters of its employees and now flushing its familiar catchy name and appealing logo to be replaced by an impossibly lifeless “X.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Dirty Underwear Club

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.

Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

stupidification of America

The blowback of having data at your fingertips 24/7.

I could feel my intelligence dimming the moment I held my first smartphone and I knew that I was buying into the mass stupidification of America.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

scam people

Those folks who present themselves as fine, upstanding citizens but who are really the filthiest and most damaging dregs of society.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell are the ultimate examples of scam people, they are at the epicenter of the dark underbelly of our world.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020