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Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Get the Kellyanne Anonymous mug.Although entirely intelligent and seemingly accomplished as a professional in her field of psychology, she frequently demonstrated when we were hanging out together just how truly untethered she was.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
Get the untethered mug.Once a popular vibrating bed system often found in motel rooms during the fifties and sixties, running on quarters which you fed into the metal box near the head of the bed, ostensibly for relaxation but more commonly understood by adults to be for enhancement of a woman’s sexual experience.
As a kid traveling from the mid west to California with my parents, I would always need at least ten quarters worth of Magic Fingers to settle myself down after the long and boring couple of hundred miles on the interstate each day.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
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by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
Get the Fuck You Puppet Theater mug.Depending on the crowd, she sometimes referred to herself as a pacifist and at other times, she preferred the more in-your-face and dangerous sounding term, anti-warmonger.
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Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
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