mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.

I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2020

hogtie this fucker!

The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.

This lying pig faced fuck deserves to hear, “hogtie this fucker!” wherever he goes.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

shitfuckingasshole

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.

Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 05, 2019

trumpdummies

A term that has formed like a slow-amassing turd inside the popular cultural lexicon to describe the ‘true believers’ who are so devout to all things trumpian that there is no way on Earth they could ever imagine losing their devotion to this cult.

I watched the creepily frightening behavior of the trumpdummies as they all smiled and laughed in unison in their usual mass hypnotic stupor.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023