workplace trash sifters

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.
Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019
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puppy father

A male convict, usually a “lifer,” who selflessly takes it upon himself to educate the first-time prisoner about all of the new things he’ll need to know to keep himself out of trouble.
Yup, I’m a damn good puppy father; I’m definitely doing something right this time around!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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girlyfarts

A nickname for flatulence that is demure, barely noticeable, unobtrusive.
It’s hard to imagine a great big guy like you cutting’ them girlyfarts!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019
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Epsteinesque

To demonstrate ultimate power and control at the top of one's game by “pulling one’s own plug” as a final comment.
One can only wonder how truly Epsteinesque he ultimately is; so far he has compulsively stumbled into very similar territory as his onetime party friend.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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minddumping

A description of speaking the contents of your head without really thinking about any of it.
She had a serious minddumping habit going on, one that her husband was the unlucky beneficiary of, almost every day after working at the prison.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
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microturd

A pejorative name used for someone who is only considered a minor league asshole.
This new guy is a workplace oddball who is essentially harmless and is widely seen as a bit of a microturd.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019
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thug magnet

A person who attracts unsavory types.
She’s a straight-up, A-1 thug magnet no matter where she goes or what she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019
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