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Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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sanity defense

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.
My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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squid GoPro

A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.
I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Victim in Chief

A fave nickname of White House staffers for the boss man since they have to listen to the day-to-day whining, rampaging and psychotic ramblings of this cornered fool.
They cringed in unison as the Victim in Chief gave another unhinged statement outside on the White House lawn since they had all been subjected to him loudly rehearsing these pathetic sound-bites indoors for days.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Donald Trimp

A somewhat silly nickname for the Trumpster because he has the simple mind of a chimpanzee and he may be pimping trannies soon in prison as his newest mob assignment.
Look at the new face our our 45th POTUS, he has finally found himself as his alter ego, Donald Trimp!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Be the Best

First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes
Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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