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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

vulture children

A disparaging but rooted-in-realism term for the children of wealthy people who are waiting in the wings for their mealtickets to keel over.
They are vulture children, through and through, they haven’t even bothered to get a trade or an education ‘cause they can’t wait to feast on their parents’ spoils.

messiah politicians 

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!

Wacko Central 

A reference to any physical location where unstable nutjobs tend to gather such as mental health treatment facilities or the U.S. Capitol Building where Congress convenes.
All of the U.S. Representatives like Greene, Boebert and Goetz have only underscored what many of us have known for a long time and that is how the U.S. Capitol Building, AKA Wacko Central, attracts con artists and otherwise unaccomplished losers who know how to sell themselves to the American people.

freakin’ normal 

A term used when a person surrounded by wackos stands out as normal.
We are a group of unrestrained crazies and he is the only freakin’ normal one in the bunch.

stealth nutjob 

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.
I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

going on guesses 

A phrase that describes how some people who don’t know much just go around guessing the answers to everything in order to appear as if they know something.
Yeah, at one time I thought he was a master of trivia but then I realized he had only mastered the art of appearing confidently knowledgeable while he was actually going on guesses.

Elmer Thud

A silly nickname for the Warner Brothers-Looney Tunes animated cartoon rabbit hunter, Elmer Fudd, when he tries to capture the wrong “wabbit” and winds up at the bottom of a cliff.
Oh dear, there goes good old Elmer Thud, right off the edge of that steep cliff that Bugs Bunny has finally chased him over!
Elmer Thud by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023