Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
shitsticks
A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.
shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
skunkathon
Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.
skunkathon by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
yardturding
Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.
Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.
yardturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
pussybeast
pussybeast by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
drunkstumbling
Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.
drunkstumbling by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
big ol’ birthday fart
The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
big ol’ birthday fart by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
blowin’ birthday brown
Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
blowin’ birthday brown by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019