Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
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clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 01, 2018
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teenagerstink

The horrific and pungently disgusting, sometimes gag-inducing super-stench that often emanates from an active male teenager’s room.
Practically every day the teenagerstink wafts out into the hallway and makes all of us come close to losing our breakfasts.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 05, 2019
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plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.
Is that your phone plinking - or mine?
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A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.
Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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rattification

When something is approved, such as a requested cell move, after a prison rat informs on one of his previous homies in order to get what he wants.
Yessiree, after the rattification process is complete, you’ll have your long awaited exclusive weenie row cell.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
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Icarus legacy

A tradition of self-destruction using the Greek myth of Icarus who flew too close to the Sun to characterize it.
I grew up with a powerful Icarus legacy that I’ve managed to somehow counteract with a wildly serious determination.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 04, 2019
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