Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

live by the gun, die by the gun

A phrase to describe the truism that you increase the probability of dying violently when you choose to live a life of violence.

It was never lost on me that you must consider the wisdom of “live by the gun, die by the gun,” when choosing to own or carry a firearm.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Chickenville

A silly nickname for Oroville, a town in Northern California, because there are so many wild chickens running freely and cockadoodle-dooing throughout this quaint little town.

Our whole family went to Chickenville for the Fourth because my three boys love the boisterous roosters that appear to be running the town!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

politico-narcissists

A term used to describe deeply self-absorbed and autocratic heads of state along with other like-minded politicians who support them.

Up until recently there was a clear surge in the popularity of deranged politico-narcissists seen around the world!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

Covid Code

A code of ethics outlining healthy guidelines for the COVID-19 Pandemic that is meant to reduce the incidence of Coronavirus.

This Covid Code is bullshit, how on Earth is someone supposed to get laid with all of these random restrictions?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020