Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

meth shredding by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

installation fart exhibit 

An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.

My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.

installation fart exhibit by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

giver guy 

Default nickname for that coworker who always brings a cake or food or presents to every single office celebration.

I can never remember that giver guy’s name; what the hell is it?

giver guy by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Cheaptown, USA 

A place within a radius of drivability that you always go to buy stuff because everything’s so much cheaper there.

Fuck that, we can drive out to Cheaptown, USA to pick that puppy up for about half of what you’d otherwise pay for it!

Cheaptown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

unfiltered friend 

That good friend with whom you can be your authentic and unedited self.

I’d much rather hang out with you, my unfiltered friend!

unfiltered friend by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

mouseoleum 

A small but relatively stately building permanently entombing the remains of highly important mice.

It is my understanding that Mickey Mouse’s remains are carefully enshrined right there in that gorgeous mouseoleum located deep inside Fantasyland.

mouseoleum by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019