Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Trumpite
A strict devotee of Putin’s Bitch, aka the 45th POTUS, one who is so devoted to him and his Russian cause that they feel they would never part ways with him over anything he says or does.
I understand that a big part of being a dyed in the wool Trumpite is that there is an underlying secret hope of becoming a megalo-millionaire like Cohen and Manafort and others, working closely with the mafia or oligarchs, but without the going to prison part later on down the line.
Trumpite by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
trumptruths
Lamely crafted and presented complete and total lies that are dressed up and presented as truth by the 45th POTUS or someone speaking for him such as his ever-so-loyal Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conjob.
I watched AG William Barr, like many of the practiced liars before him, spewing such a series of vile and blatant trumptruths, with a totally straight face, that I thought his head would fall off and roll into the gutter.
trumptruths by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
dog selfie
My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!
dog selfie by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Yapper Napper Treats
A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
Yapper Napper Treats by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
clinic crawling
A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.
clinic crawling by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
turd connoisseur
An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
turd connoisseur by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Trumpian Death March
A potential but fantastical march of all those taken prisoner in the Trump administration (those who’ve gone to prison) where the marchers would be left to die along the way, that is if our society were not “woke” and we still did this kind of sadistic thing.
Some have fantasies of a Trumpian Death March but fortunately the mass of greedy prisoners will only be deprived of their freedoms and their multi-millions while they are briefly held for their crimes.
Trumpian Death March by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019