You’re breaking up!

That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
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bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.
It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019
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fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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trick or trout

What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.
Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2023
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time genius

A drippingly sarcastic and insulting nickname to describe a person unable to manage time.
C’mon time genius, for once try to show you are not a complete basket case so we can see the film from the beginning!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2019
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crackhead economics

When what you can afford is what you can steal and sell.
Crackhead economics is a simple sustaining system that doesn’t require any education, talent or planning ability, addiction is the only motivation you need!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020
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sickophant

One who eagerly exposes their illness to others, either physical or psychological, to the point of flaunting it.
That guy is an ardent sickophant who initially charms and then eventually alienates everyone he comes in contact with!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021
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