geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.
That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 03, 2019
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phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2020
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buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.
Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
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Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the topresponse to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.
Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 06, 2020
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bunman

A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.
I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2020
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chatservice

A useful telephonic service provided to folks who need verbal contact that is not of a crisis nature.
I’ve hired an excellent chatservice to talk with my loquacious husband for a half hour each night so that I might have a little break!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
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