Pugsy Malone

A famous canine gangster from New York who withdrew from mob life and moved to Monterey, California to become a widely recognized street artist and live peacefully near the often foggy shoreline.

Pugsy Malone has created a name for himself by demonstrating that taking a simple shit can be artistic; his depictions of right wing politicians such as Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy has been ‘spot on’ and many have resonated to and paid top dollar for his spontaneously pooped images!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2021

Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.

The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024

pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2019

voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.

Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 09, 2019

batshit eloquence

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.

As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2019

upender

A slang term used to describe a person who takes pleasure in turning things upside down.

He was a highly talented upender who had come from a long line of successful and generally ruthless corporate raiders.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2023

those gang fuckers

A disparaging term used for gang members who make life difficult due to either some annoying personal property damage or because of their habit of taking people’s lives because they’re fighting turf wars everywhere they exist.

Well I guess it’s time to paint the walls around the property again, Edith, it looks like those gang fuckers have paid us another midnight visit.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2021