Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

The Deflatulator

A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.

She is the family’s most prized secret weapon, they call her The Deflatulator.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

it isn’t what it isn’t

A phrase stating the opposite of the ever popular and meaningless, “it is what it is,” but essentially meaning the same thing.

Well lemme remind ya honey, life can just simply suck sometimes; it isn’t what it isn’t.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

head injury marriage

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019