Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Sir Barksalot 

A playful nickname for a neighborhood dog who is a seriously annoying super yapper.

Must I listen to you throughout my entire sleepless night, Sir Barksalot?!

Sir Barksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

an ass hair away 

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

an ass hair away by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

divine design

A term that implies that something is exactly as it should be.

My rabbits and their fabulous lives are a perfect example of divine design.

divine design by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020

COVID cocoon 

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

COVID cocoon by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Coronawiping 

A style of ass wiping which utilizes high volumes of toilet paper, a direct artifact of having hoarded so much of it.

With the whole family doing so much Coronawiping these days, we’ve had to get the plumber out here on numerous occasions!

Coronawiping by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Skype ‘n Wipe 

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.

Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.

Skype ‘n Wipe by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Fart ‘n Dart 

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

Fart ‘n Dart by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020