pug in the toilet

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

carpet artist

The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.

I am endlessly astounded by your undying commitment to the craft, you are a true carpet artist!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2021

funky fruit

A colloquial description of fruit that is right on the edge of rotten.

Man, those bananas definitely qualify as funky fruit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019

dildo snob

A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.

Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

trumptrouncer

A viable candidate capable of annihilating the Commander in Cheat.

Of course we are looking for a total trumptrouncer as we sift through all of the Democratic hopefuls.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2019