Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Coronamagic 

The underlying principle present in the minds of Trumpists who cannot grasp science or reason.

I believe in Coronamagic so I know we’ll all be transitioning to greatness and way past this little flu by the time I’m re-elected.

Coronamagic by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.

I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.

Springerized by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.

The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

Sir Fucksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

crowmind

A term used to describe someone with the intelligence, loyalty and capacity for social attunement often demonstrated by crows.

I watched him closely because I was in awe of his beautiful crowmind.

crowmind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Pencemind 

A mental state like that of a rock, dense with nothing going on.

To attain Pencemind, one must be able to silence all intellectual processes and become one with the Trump Doctrine.

Pencemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020