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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Covideographer 

A term for a person who is documenting and communicating about the COVID-19 Pandemic via video.
I became an inadvertent Covideographer by using my phone to capture the wild ride of our constantly changing Pandemic Life!
Covideographer by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2020

wienerette 

I call it mon petite wienerette!
wienerette by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Kung Fu Virus 

45’s special pet name for the Coronavirus.
Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
Kung Fu Virus by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

the uncute 

A term for when you feel like you look unacceptably terrible, as in monstrous.
I do realize that as I begin to emerge from this vile hangover that I am not Sleeping Beauty, I am the uncute!
the uncute by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Kayleigh McInane

A pejorative nickname for the most recent White House Press Secretary in 45’s long lineup of bullshit artists, due to her blatantly inane presentation.
Kayleigh McInane may be an ignorant racist, but just like my hot and well-heeled wife and daughter, she is always a lady in the process!

Lick my ass and thank you very much! 

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

Covid Misconduct Disorder 

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!