Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 04, 2019
As her small children looked on, she yelled: “STF up! you little four-legged yapping machine, go in the house, go to beddy!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
An increasingly popular nickname for the wunderkind biz-tycoon, Elon Musk, kept in lower case letters to counteract his enormous narcissism and coined primarily because his business sense just so frequently stinks.
Well the muskman has done it again, he’s taken Twitter into the the toilet by firing three quarters of its employees and now flushing its familiar catchy name and appealing logo to be replaced by an impossibly lifeless “X.”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023
The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020