Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Nurse Kitty 

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.

I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.

Nurse Kitty by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

illusions of unzippedness by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

rat race choir

The indistinguishable mass voice of an enslaved throng, first articulated by Bob Dylan in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

Don’t even think about questioning authority, just stand there and quietly sing along with the rat race choir!

rat race choir by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

barkitorium 

A specially appointed auditorium where dogs get together to bark.

The dogs get to hear all kinds of sounds, like knocks at the door, the squealing of tires, trains, fire trucks and all, and they bark up a storm at the barkitorium!

barkitorium by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

ratstink 

An expression of disgust sometimes used as a nickname for someone who is disgusting.

All I can say about him is that he is the epitome of ratstink.

ratstink by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

wiener dog envy 

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

wiener dog envy by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Sasquatch Syndrome 

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

Sasquatch Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020