Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

halfway out of the closet 

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.

I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!

halfway out of the closet by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Are you a jackoff? 

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

Are you a jackoff? by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

breakin’ rocks 

A euphemism for doing time.

Well it’s back to breakin’ rocks for me, I’m goin’ back inside for my ninth - or is it my tenth? - term!

breakin’ rocks by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

bunman

A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.

I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!

bunman by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

talk to the finger 

A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.

I think I have solution: talk to the finger.

talk to the finger by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

talk to the hole 

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.

I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

talk to the hole by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

oodles of poodles 

A euphemism for being gay.

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

oodles of poodles by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020