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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

doing the buttstroke 

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

barbequetard

A derogatory term for someone who can’t stop barbecuing everything they can imagine putting on the BBQ grill.
That barbequetard next door has been grilling everything he can get his greasy hands on for the last 72 hours and I find it odd that his endlessly yappy little dogs are no longer barking!
barbequetard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

humptard 

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.
That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.
humptard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder 

A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.
I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.

Day of the Jackoff 

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

Day of the Dildo 

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

Urban Cowgirl 

A popular nickname for the prolific word nerd, Dr Bunnygirl, because of her innumerable rides on Urban Dictionary.
That Urban Cowgirl is definitely galloping at top speed!
Urban Cowgirl by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021