Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
family reunion
A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.
My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
family reunion by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
Angelic Mike
A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.
There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!
Angelic Mike by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
Never Again 21
The recent rename of Forever 21, the once popular clothing store with the embarrassing name which is finally closing its doors.
Well now it’s “Never Again 21,” most likely because once devoted shoppers turned 30 they felt compelled to shop in a disguise due to humiliation; now we can all order our cheap adolescent slutwear online, onward into old age if we choose!
Never Again 21 by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
Geek Wads
A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.
Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.
Geek Wads by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
wiener politics
I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.
wiener politics by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
little folded friends
A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.
I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.
little folded friends by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
No-nos
An idiosyncratic term to describe the long list of people over my lifetime whom I rejected when they asked me out.
The no-nos are a weird club of faceless and otherwise unrelated folks who sometimes wander in and out of my unconscious, sometimes bleeding into my dreams such as when this group was even larger than the one attending 45’s inauguration..
No-nos by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019