Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
eat your head
eat your head by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
rabbits eating your head
A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.
After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.
rabbits eating your head by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
ottermind
When you choose to believe that you are an otter, to avoid being emotionally or psychologically present.
I knew that the CEO had called the meeting to announce something of great corporate significance but instead I chose ottermind.
ottermind by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
shitting where we eat
A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.
We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!
shitting where we eat by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
ginormous fartcloud
It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.
ginormous fartcloud by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
fake Constitution
What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.
fake Constitution by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
connecting the bots
A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.
All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!
connecting the bots by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019