Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.

Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

sniffathon 

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

sniffathon by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

sniffaholic 

A person who is enslaved by their own highly developed sense of smell, often to their own detriment.

He was entirely compulsive about it, a complete and total sniffaholic, a person unable to not smell every single item and surface he came across!

sniffaholic by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

pink poodle politics 

Slang term for an unaffiliated and entirely apolitical perspective.

After speaking with him about the state of our country for about two or three minutes, I could sense his pink poodle politics as I was smelling the bubble gum on his breath.

pink poodle politics by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

the ultimate inside job 

Reference to the illegal and treasonous actions of the 45th POTUS.

The last test is whether or not the Supreme Court has also been corrupted by what is now thought to be the ultimate inside job; it will dictate whether or not his tax returns get released.

the ultimate inside job by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

trouser oysters 

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

trouser oysters by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019