Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Biden Cats 

Specially bred domestic cats who are normal in every way except they have the face of Joe Biden.

I gotta get me some of them Biden Cats.

Biden Cats by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2020

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

fartcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Camp Covid 

A sardonic nickname for any one of a number of prisons that COVID-19 has already hit.

OK, I’m off to work, I’m all suited up for Camp Covid!

Camp Covid by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020